It’s no secret the Chicago Blackhawks’ forward Patrick
Kane has trouble keeping his pants on.
For the second time in five years, Kane has been accused
of inappropriate sexual activity with a woman he met at a bar. No criminal activity
has been proven, but the most recent accusation has yet to be concluded.
While in the shower today, I wondered, “If I was Patrick
Kane, what would be my Top 5 Pick-Up Lines?”
5.) “Hey, babe. Wanna see my ‘Stanley Cup’?”
4.) “I can make you a top stick handler.”
3.) “Every time I shoot – I score.”
2.) “I am one of the league’s best at ‘putting the
biscuit in the basket.’”
And the number 1 pick-up line if I was Patrick Kane is:
(Drumroll)
1.)
“Let me introduce you ‘Lord Stanley.’”
